As the kids say these days, OMG. This is quite possibly one of the best oral sex stimulators we have ever seen. There’s no buzzing, no thrusting, no vibrating. It’s so simple in its design, that we are almost kicking ourselves for not having thought of it first. As part of an annual toy design contest sponsored by Love Honey, the Squeel is a wheel of 10 tiny, super-soft, pliable tongues that roll around inside a discreet plastic casing. It’s as close to a human tongue as we’ve seen, and men should understandably be a little worried about the introduction of this patent-pending item. Three speeds let users go from mild to wild with the slide of the switch—and on high, there’s no going back. It’s grabbing the sheets, tossing your head from side to side, going off the deep end in waves of pleasure fun.
Retailing: Put it on high and hold it against a woman’s hand. She’ll buy, we promise.
MSRP: $$
Materials: Silicone, plastic case
Display: Shelf