When it’s in my hands, Zeus has a new name: Teal Seduction. This sensuously curved, mildly flexible beauty almost passes as some kind of beauty product—it’s that gorgeous. The ten speeds are enough to gently guide my inner tunnel into bliss and the simple, push-button controls at the bottom let me grasp it in my hand and take me to orgasm land. Smooth and plush, it’s my new favorite, rechargeable lover. NSNovelties.com