Released | Mar 08th, 2010 |
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Running Time | 135 Min. |
Director | Lee Roy Myers |
Company | New Sensations |
DVD Extras | Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Dolby Digital, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen |
Cast | Shay Sights, Ashlynn Brooke, Misty Stone, James Deen, Johnny Castle, Lana Violet, Vanessa Naughty, Levi Cash, Lindy Lane, Gracie Glam, Bill Bailey |
Non-Sex Roles | Evan Stone |
Critical Rating | AAAA |
Genre | Parody |
It's a good thing Hollywood has a "thing" for tiny blondes, since it means Ashlynn Brooke will probably have a job forever, especially in the parody genre—and to add to her resumé, she wrote this one as well!
Of course, Ashlynn has the lead role of Sookie, the source show's vampire-loving telepath, but meeting her will have to wait: The opener has season two's main villain, Mary Ann (Vanessa Naughty), fucking the shit out of Johnny Castle (cowgirl, spoon, doggie) before demanding that he tell her where Sookie is. But the two don't meet until the movie's finale.
In between, look for hot sex between Tara (Misty Stone) and Sookie's brother, Jason (Levi Cash), which includes some ultra-closeups of the black beauty sucking Levi's cock and licking his balls before he bends her over a table for horsie; then she straddles him in a booth for both cowgirl positions, finishing with mish and a facial.
Levi also does a decent turn with Gracie Glam on what looks like a country road ... until it starts changing colors, and before you know it, they're on the grass for 69, cowgirl and reverse, side-saddle and doggie—and as he coats her chest with his juice, the grass changes color yet again.
Bill Bailey as Eric, the local vampire "sheriff," gets to preside over the movie's orgy, which includes his club's manager Shay Sights (now blonde) and two local virgins (!) looking for vampire blood, plus Lindy Lane and Lana Violet. Look for plenty of muff-munching, as well as some horsie, mish and cowgirl action.
The sexual finale of course features Ashlynn with vamp boyfriend Bill (James Deen), and it's the movie's longest coupling. It starts with him biting her neck, but quickly segues into b.j., peg-camping, spoon and side-saddle before he drenches her tits.