A baseball-capped Hollywood resident muses on what it means to live there in between vignettes that each depict the L.A.-specific malaise of star-chasing, agents, swimming pools, lazy days and, of course, sex. The soundtrack provides a killer ambiance to the kind of sex that leads you to believe you're advancing your station in life.

The most colorful coupling that sets the tone is between Lystra and a pink-haired punk Mandy Morbid. The girls spend an aimless day wandering about the city, lounging at home and auditioning for a Danzig video, playing with toys and fucking to kill time. The contrast between the slender Asian and the busty Caucasian is particularly arousing. The most impassioned scenes are a b/g in an artist's studio and rock-glam Kimberly Kane's photo shoot romp. It's as Hollywood as it gets.

Retailing: For horny Angelinophiles.