We wouldn't mind director David Stanley lying to us about how, if we just wait, this feature will make sense of itself by the end (it doesn't), if the sex were better, but with much of it taking place in "alien" landscapes and other encounters involving off-puttingly odd characters, this feature simply doesn't hang together. Luckily, the sex is OK.

Briana Banks delivers the best performances. She gets fucked in mish, doggie and reverse cowgirl by Evan Stone, b.j.s two imagined aliens as she vibrates herself to orgasm on a clothes washer, and finally, has a threeway with robot-like buddies Lezley Zen and Joel Lawrence.