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Babes in Pornland

Babes in Pornland

Released Mar 01st, 2004
Running Time 115
Director Jewel De'Nyle
Company Puritan
Cast Giselle (I), Ariana Jollee, Dick Delaware, Angel Eyes, Ashley Blue, Mark Ashley, Brandon Iron, Anthony Hardwood, Darren James, Anna Nova
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre All-Sex

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Synopsis

Disappointing combination of stunning starlets and poor production.

Reviews

Ashley Blue appears briefly in a blue bikini, only to slither out of it and commence playing with her shaved pussy, rubbing her clit and inserting digits until the boys come home, in this case the boys being Darren James and Brandon Iron. They fuck, they suck, they d.p. And Ashley loves every damn minute of it. No wonder she took home the Female Performer of the Year at the AVN Awards in January.

The formula is repeated throughout: Girl wears bikini, girl removes bikini, girl plays with self, girl gets brains fucked out. And it's not a bad formula. If nothing else, it's nice to get an opportunity to check out the girls before they become stiffy-stuffed.

But the picture quality is awful, and some of the performances just don't have it. The Dick Delaware/Giselle pairing is a sleeper. The Mark Ashley/Ariana Jollee scene isn't bad, but the weak production proves distracting. In fact, the only other scene that rises above the technical weaknesses is the Anna Nova scene, and that one rocks due solely to her fabulous performance. Even the Angel Eyes/Jewel bangaroo looks like it was shot in someone's backyard - and by someone who didn't know how to work the camera so well. The bad, too-loud music (in every scene) doesn't work to anyone's advantage, either.

In the end, it's disappointing that the production is so weak. One can't help but wonder how things might have turned out otherwise.



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