Cigars, tattoos, pierced nipples and Army fatigues are prominently displayed in this "Don't ask... Don't tell" version of what "real men" do in the Armed Services.  What these actors don't do is act well or have a clue as to what looks and sounds like men having real sex.

The sex scenes are all dull and boring.  Some of the actors seem to have shown up with bikini line tans and shaved every hair from their bodies, which is NOT military practice, I'm sure.

The editing is sloppy and jumpy with a few "picture within a picture" shots and there is only ambient sound throughout.  The strangest set is a bedroom location that looks like it's right out of The Brady Bunch Movie.  Who knew that Bobby, Peter and Greg rented their room out for a porn shoot?  A better title might have been Grunts & Groans.  They did... I did... and so will you.