Here's a wrapping for your Christmas package that will be almost as fun for the recipient to play with as the gift itself. It's a red-and-white elasticized leather thong, garnished with a little ribbon and a couple of jingle bells. The front panel is sealed shut with velcro, which makes unwrapping easy and fun. One size fits all comfortably, due to the elastic bands and roomy interior. Combined with a Santa hat and hard-on, nobody could go wrong wearing one.