When you need that little extra touch of a gift, along comes these cleverly packaged, 3” x 4” greeting cards with a little 1” penis hand carved of stone planted right in the middle. The different themes are perfect for saying “Big Dick Energy,” ‘I See a Dick In Your Future,” and others with gemstone penises that are always different and always super cute. And no, while they are hard already, they won’t get bigger when you rub them! StrikeandBurn.com