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Light Oak Woody
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Light Oak Woody

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Who, you retailers might ask, would be interested in a 7- or 10-inch, plastic, faux wood grained vibrator? The blond babe with a surfboard on the package immediately sets up a non-verbal message to the surf culture proper or to surfer wannabes. Interior decorators, antique dealers, and wood workers in general are all turned on by the aesthetics of good wood. The Pacific Northwest is the epicenter of the lumber industry, so retailers there might want to stock heavily for the lumberjacks. Even design-conscious homebodies who watch Martha Stewart might want to select a vibrator that matches the furniture. If light oak is the wrong choice, there is always dark burl.