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WET Fun Flavors Moisturizing Lotion
Manufacturer: Wet International

WET Fun Flavors Moisturizing Lotion

Review

Take a bottle of this slippery sweet ooey gooey yummy stuff, in your choice of eight flavors. Line your entire living room with plastic. Block out the shades so your neighbors can't peek in. Lock the pets up in another room. Turn off your phone. Play some appropriate mood music, like a good old tried 'n' true John Philip Sousa march. Take the person you have chosen, pour WET Fun Flavors Moisturizing Lotion in abundance all over them, rub them (to make it hot), blow on them (to make it hotter), and lick them down, feelinging the heat you've generated. After you have an orgasm of the taste buds, be glad that there's no bitter aftertaste, and for the fact that there are as many different flavors of WET as there are days of the week (Kiwi Strawberry, Tropical Fruit, Cinnamon, Passion Fruit, Piña Colada, Mango Orange, Cherry, Guava Pineapple). Ain't life grand.