Billed on the box as "The Ultimate Flying Sex Trapeze," The Swing is a new take on the sex sling idea. If you've never tried a sex sling, believe that it is truly one of the greatest innovations ever to hit the world of intercourse. Just imagine being able to effortlessly control the movement and motion of your fucking, and you'll understand why people look for houses with beam ceilings.
Several companies make slings, but The Swing is easily one of the best. Most competing products have individual anchoring points which require three or four carefully-measured hooks for attachment. The Swing has one anchor point, which means no screwing around with multiple hooks or eyebolts. It also means that the unit will be balanced, no matter how you hang it.
One note: Unless your bed frame is made of tempered steel, don't try to hang your lover from the canopy, as pictured on the box.