According to the authorities of the day, when engaging in
sexual congress, it is best if one is prepared with a
prophylactic device and a nearby washrag or lint-free cloth
to tidy up the bedroom after the congress has reached its
crisis point. The Pairs system answers both needs in a
single, portable package. Each attractive pouch contains a
"rubber" and a wet-nap style, scented and moistened
towelette. It provides a heretofore-unknown level of sexual
convenience and pleasure. Pairs was probably invented by
Thomas Edison or Samuel Gompers.
Try stocking it by the register for
"impulse buys."