A tube filled with nine servings of chocolate-flavored, penis-shaped candy is dandy not only for Valentine’s Day, but also year-round for bachelorette parties. Topped with a red plastic heart, the gift is also worth considering for the holidays as a stocking stuffer.

Retailing: The candies are low in calories and pretty tasty too.

MSRP: $

Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, citric acid, artificial flavors, more

Calories: 42 calories per serving (nine servings)