Luke Skywalker is waiting for Princess Lea. She's supposed to meet him by the sand dunes. Look at Skywalker wait. Wait, Skywalker, wait.
Then Obi Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master extraordinaire shows up. "What are you waiting for young Skywalker?" Kenobi asks. Skywalker tells Kenobi that he is waiting for Lea; they had a date.
"Lea is busy with the one called Chloe, whose fists are admired by many women. As we speak, Chloe is lubing up for another round of action. Lea won't be coming soon," Kenobi said. "Besides, she is your sister, you freak."