Does the man who has everything have a fuzzy sock that warms his penis? While it’s easy to dismiss this as just another hysterical gag gift, the Tuggie actually does work, thanks to the drawstring that comfortably holds the fleece fabric around a man’s rod and sack. The holiday version is perfect to present in a stocking or wrapped under the tree.

Website: PipedreamProducts.com
Retailing: The packaging whimsically refers to the fact the Tuggie was “Not Seen On TV.”
Colors: Red and white
Display: Shelf, hanging
MSRP: $