Cast from a real cock, this nicely veined boner is sized like a pleasantly large penis, not a massive ass-splitter. This makes it ideal for beginners or a butt-hole that balks at anything wider than 2 inches trying to gain entry through its tightly clenched pucker. Available in two sizes, 6 inch and 8 inch, the Vibrating Emperor, as its name guarantees, vibrates for additional pleasure. Variable speed settings provide several degrees of sensation. (Batteries are not included, so be sure to have some on hand.) A suction cup anchors this to smooth surfaces, allowing for no-hands impalement.