My cute and petite friend Michelle from New York City was visiting me, and when it came time for ther to leave, I gave her a choice of souvenirs to remember her exciting vacation in the Valley. Thrilled, she chose the Risqué Wear High Neck Teddy, and quickly disrobed and tried it on. 5-foot 1-inch Michelle, who is accustomed to Prada ready-to-wear, was super-disappointed to find that her curvaceous figure could barely squeeze into the "one size fits most" purple vinyl lingerie. The skimpy hook-and-loop closures barely fastened around her bountiful D-cup breasts, and when she moved they disengaged. Customers with figures similar to the gal on the box may find this teddy a fine addition to their erotic wardrobe, but the use of the word "most" in the description of the sizing is completely inappropriate.