Wait. Is that a new lamp on your nightstand? Nope, it’s the beautifully designed personal thruster that has so many bells and built-in whistles, you’ll lose track of what feature you want to use first. Turn on the warming feature, then slide the sexy silicone shaft into your willing orifice and let the 7 speeds of thrusting action and 10 vibration speeds blast you into orgasmic orbit. You’ll never look at a lamp the same way again! JimmyJane.com