Looking for a gift for that cut up in your life who just happens to be a pussy eater extraordinaire and who needs a desktop toy to commemorate it? Well, look no further, dear reader. The good folks at California Exotic Novelties have come out with the Pussy Surfer, a plastic representation of a naked man eating a giant pussy while being propelled across a flat surface. What a hoot. A real gasser. A fine how-do-you-do. It's like a set of chattering teeth, except it's a giant pussy. Get it?