It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out. I was getting tired of watching the melodrama on the late show, so I pulled out the Midnight Intruder. The intruder is six nubby ribbed black inches of dildo atop a black push-button motor. The motor has variable speeds and runs on three AA batteries. Few people are lucky enough to have Mr. Marcus sneak through the window and slip between the sheets in the wee hours, so you might as well have the Midnight Intruder around for those lonely nights when the television programming could use some help.
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Sagittariuses unite for your special December birthdays! Also known as the Archer, this anchor-shaped, silicone arrow from OEJ is sure to hit ju...
Unisex and Universal, the Uni from Tenga is perfect for anyone who wants to add a stretchy, tactile sensation to their pleasure fun. Slip it ove...
I know you’ve always fantasized about playing DnD with your friends, and here’s your chance to with this highly detailed, silicone b...
Here’s a candle that smells so yummy, I just want to eat it right out of the jar. Blended with the essential oils of patchouli, cedarwood,...
Who needs a pair of lips to rock your cock when you have the magical Hawk Tuah to spit on your dick and suck it like there’s no tomorrow? ...
When you’ve wanted a sassy little schoolgirl slut in your hands, here’s your chance. With a built-in, frilly skirt that’s lift...
Go, go on this Pogo and don’t quit hopping til you start dropping! This hefty thruster will slap on to any smooth surface, which is what y...
As sensual as an elegant champagne glass, this gorgeous vibe from Bodywand begs for attention. The distinct, flower shape slides easily between ...
Fun and whimsical, let this cutie deep dive inside while its playful tongue teases your clit to create waves of pleasure. The gently flexible in...
Have a party in your pants or between the sheets with this spectacularly designed pleasure probe. The gently ribbed shaft thrusts just enough so...
Silvery and sexy, here’s a bullet vibe that could easily pass as a pen. The intuitive design lets you effortlessly hold it in your palm wh...
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