Here are two toys from the ever-exciting California Exotic Novelties that function in almost the same way, but that provide enough of a difference that they're both fun to use. The Sea Lion is a nosy little beast that will do a number on any clit in earshot, and the Lover's Choice is a slim little vibe with a big wallop. Both products have seven multi-function speeds, designed to fold, chop, spindle or mutilate you into orgasmic oblivion. Either way, this Elite series really lives up to its name.