When it comes to getting my pa something for Xmas, it's usually an endeavor with no happy ending. The only thing he's asked for in years is a divorce, but that's entirely out of my price range. This year I need not worry, because I finally found something that I just know he'll love, and I can't imagine he already owns. It's the Dicky Head Cover, a plush pink golf club cover that will look really swell on his Big Bertha when he's not knocking his Titleist 400 yards. Added bonus: It's gonna really piss off that prudish wife of his.