Flower the Seymore Butts Tushy Girl happened into my dark corner recently and saw this toilet paper sitting on my desk. Why do think he made that, she asked rhetorically, so he could touch more girls' pussies? We laughed about it at the time, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. And the more jealous I became. That goddamn Cousin Stevie really is a smart one. Stores will be smart to stock up on this, too. Great packaging and Stevie is a very popular player in the fuck biz.
Get your glow on while you have a ride in the dark with this gorgeous, translucent, 6” dildo from Eden Novelties. With smaller balls and a...
Just like the name implies, this lil’ cutie simply fits into your palm to impart strong, explosive vibrations that are sure to launch you ...
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, here are incredibly cute earrings that look like popular strokers, adorned with a little drop of s...
Wake up your senses and apply a pea-sized dollop on your finger and smear it around that beaver like it’s getting ready to breed. With the...
What looks like an elongated bowling pin is sure to create a perfect game when you score with this beauty. Coming in at a full 7” long wit...
Here’s a candle that smells so yummy, I just want to eat it right out of the jar. Blended with the essential oils of patchouli, cedarwood,...
Enjoy an orchestra of sensations when you conduct a pleasure symphony on this remarkable device. With enough waves to drive you crazy with antic...
Part of The Art of Illumination line, this stunner hypnotizes you no matter where you put it. Shaped like the perfect butt plug and wrapped in a...
Ah, a rose by any other name has thorns that can get in the way of any kind of pleasure, but not this one. Ten air pulse speeds get delivered to...
Teasingly textured tentacles twirl for inner excitement and so much more on this piece from GenderX. Narrowing down to less than 1/4”, it ...
Everyone thinks a big dick is fantastic but the challenge of having one is finding a razor-thin condom that’s comfortable, too. Good news!...
Silvery and sexy, here’s a bullet vibe that could easily pass as a pen. The intuitive design lets you effortlessly hold it in your palm wh...
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