Who knew that Viking girls were such a horny lot? Ivan, the Russian Viking king, that’s who! After a catchy tune about Viking girls ... or strippers ... or porn stars ... or all of the above, the Russian Viking king spins a cautionary tale of hot and horny Viking girls and the sex they’ve been having since their men went missing.

And sex they have! Outrageous sex, even by Viking standards—starting with a frustrated Leya Falcon shoving an AVN Awards statuette up her ass with the enthusiastic held of her Viking buddy, Ophelia Rain. The comic-book camp continues when Alix Lynx quenches her lust temporarily with some helmet and breast piece wearing, chained Roman dick. Left unsatisfied, Lynx ultimately takes matters into her own hands by killing a unicorn and masturbating with its horn. As one does. There’s also a charming girl/girl scene, a small-handed Bigfoot, and a fatal minotaur shagging courtesy of Nicole Aniston, who looks dynamite with a snake.

It’s all for fun, with campy news desk and Viking housewife skits serving to add to the good-natured bawdy vibe. A montage of crew pets and video outtakes round out the release, while a nearly 1.5 hour behind-the-scenes featurette keeps things interesting after the ejaculations.