Metro's big-boob focused wall-to-waller begins with a behind the scenes shot of Quaze asking his lighting tech, "Will the genitals be well-lit?" Ah, the cinema that is porn.

Though some of the breasts are just a little more than a handful, the tape is good stroke material nonetheless. Ron Jeremy reprises his role as the host who wisecracks his way through the video with co-host Logan LaBrent and her pair of oversized hooters.

Kelsey does an enthusiastic, anal-inclusive fuck with Joel Lawrence. She takes it on the kisser with a smile and a twinkle in her eye. Brian Surewood, in a stroke of brilliant casting, plays a mad scientist and pulls off his dialogue well and his carnal coupling with Justine Romée with just as much acumen. Of course, Ronnie gets his, in this case with Taylor Wane. He goes on a rambling monologue, but Wane cuts him short. "Shut up Ronnie, I want to get paid and go home."