In this ambitious effort, terrorist Yo Ma Ma (Dale DaBone) has done some DNA splicing causing vaginas to fuse shut all over America. We can't have that, so General Mayhem (Herschel Savage) and Major Fuckup (Dave Cummings) send Kelly (Allysin Chaynes) and her heroes (Kianna, Violet Blue) to square things away. Justice prevails and Yo Ma Ma gets a taste of his own medicine - in a sex scene, yet.

Six sex scenes with witty asides like Chaynes interrupting a backseat blowjob to make a series of Hummer jokes, or somebody looking straight into camera to announce "That was a dumb line," more than make up for production shortcomings like the Heroes rope-climbing Sepulveda Dam in their platform shoes and then attacking it as cars drive by indifferently on the Ventura Freeway. Original music and outtakes add value as well.