Why dress a bunch of Euro-chicks up like geishas instead of getting actual Asian female performers to appear in your all-sex vid? This reviewer isn’t exactly sure of the reasons behind that. It’s a pretty limited fetish base from which to launch an all-sex production, but it is done to a gorgeous, somewhat erotic effect by director Lisa Loves. 

The ethnicity of the Euro female performers is tucked away under a pile of white face paint until their bodies are exposed with decidedly Western curves and skin tones. It’s shot and edited artistically with an enticing faux Japanese soundtrack, but too often, the girls’ features and emotions during the fucking get lost under that pile of fake geisha makeup that makes some of the women look like refugees from an '80s Robert Palmer video.

A lesbian scene with one performer in whiteface and one not—Sasha and Cate Harrington—is enticing, with each woman taking turns fucking the other with a black dong. A busty geisha with a neck tattoo, Mai Bailey, serves up sake and snatch to her lucky gent.

Consumers looking for actual Asian chicks are bound to be disappointed by this, however beautiful it is. The front box cover doesn’t say what it is, and it could easily be put in your store’s Asian section by mistake, but know that it’s just an artsy, couples-friendly Euro release decked out in kimonos.