If we had a "Brooding Guy of the Year" award, Brad Armstrong would win it most years, hands-down. Here, it seems his photographic model (and lover) Kaylani Lei left him, and he can't deal with it. So when agent Barrett Blade brings him hooker Ashley Jensen (after Barrett's plunged her three ways himself), Brad paws her 'til she runs off.

But of course, Brad and Kaylani do get back together for sidesaddle and mish on a mattress on her nearby rooftop ... but the mere fact that he set up a camera to record the festivities doesn't bode well for the relationship.

Retailing: A love-gone-sour story that'll resonate with couples.