When a pornographer creates art for art’s sake, watch out. Here a bunch of really pretty, really hot girls seem to be enjoying getting fucked and sucking, while director Eon McKai shoots most of the sex through an off magnifying glass that absolutely dashes the heat. Call it negative 3D. Each scene is shot with a white backdrop with muted colors, and one small drop of this effect goes a long, long way.

Included among the completely obliterated sexual performances is the very pretty, short-haired blonde Katie St. Ives, who performs a great scene with most of it distorted by the handheld glass. Lovely Violet Monroe’s ambitious anal scene with Vin Vericose gets erotically stilted by the technique. Purple haired Kitty McMuffin’s scene suffers because there’s always a handheld magnifying glass in the way. Some of the scenes are shot sideways. You get the picture.

Eon McKai usually remembers that the viewers of his movies are probably interested in the hardcore sex. I can’t get into his head, but with this concoction, what was he thinking?