Director Maestro Claudio knows how to get a video off to a bizarre start. Here, he rushes the camera while shouting “fuck” repeatedly and slapping his face. Now the audience is presumably in the right mood.

It’s a sunny day when Raquel Devine tells Dial-a-Dick that it “made my night” when it agrees to send Brian Pumper. Morgan Ray fusses at her businessman husband for not spending more time with her, then gives boy toy Christian a slobbery booty call once the breadwinner is out the door. Nicole Moore sends her good-for-nothing son away to look for work so she can call younger lover John Strong over for some afternoon delight.

Caroline doesn’t need a phone to bring in man meat, because she’s hiring porn talent and requires an audition. Michael Stefano is happy to comply. Moore’s son from earlier is encouraged by Mike Andriano to pursue revenge against a rival for fuck friend Sky Taylor’s attention. The comely woman arrives at his house soon after to endure what looks like a mostly uncomfortable anal scene with Andriano.