"Only you can prevent forest fires," pleads stalwart Smokey the Bear, who obviously knows his stuff. This release, with low-budget looking sets, kindles slowly.

However, patience has its virtue. Fire's fucking may be mechanical as a ladder truck, but the videography (explicitly) reveals all the pussy-to-ash goods (and back) from opportune angles. Appropriately, these gals get hosed off in the face by scene's end.

Retailing: Anal filler.