Love is indeed a many-splendored thing, and in the case of Red Light District’s latest banger, it apparently even involves “filthy cum eaters taking it up the ass.”

Chelsea Rae and Mark Wood do their best as a couple of young kids who fall under love’s spell. Wood is so moved by cupid that he probes Rae’s colon with his ram rod.

John Strong is making himself into the proper double-threat, with a number of directing credits and three “romantic gestures” in this one. He falls in love at first site with Nikki Dominick, Christine Alexis and the incredibly hot Tiffany Brookes.

Strong’s polyamorous behavior just reinforces that old adage: Love rarely lasts very long … usually until you come all over her face.

Pre-noms: Male Performer of the Year (John Strong), Male Performer of the Year (Mark Wood). Best New Starlet (Chelsie Rae), Best New Starlet (Tiffany Brookes).

Retailing: Nice, young stock of porn newbies.