Caution: The fact that four cot-in-a-corner blatino fuck scenes are in widescreen format is nowhere visible on the case except in small type way down on the bottom of the back cover, which means that on most players the image is squeezed in so that the models (some of them very thin anyway) look like human skeletons. In widescreen, the action is sensational. Brown bodies on a green sheet remind one of mint chocolate. Slim Thug says he's been thinking about tall Felony while away, and seems to mention something about a "check" and that they're supposed to "wait," but "I missed you." One can but guess at some of this. Sound is so low that to understand even this much, you might need to turn the volume up so loud that the creaking of the cot and Felony's belt grow comically loud. Once they get going, Thug plays with Felony's fuck-flue before buggering it, talking to it like Michael Lucas talks to squinting anuses. Power-T makes it clear that he doesn't want to smoke "that," meaning a joint, but rather "this," meaning taller, darker Raw's joint (a thick, grows-as-it-goes winner) with which Raw fucks face. Next, both in baseball caps throughout, Quinno is better-built, but smaller, slimmer Macho Vargas lives up to his first name by fucking the nose- and navel-studded bodybuilder. Lighter, thinner Carlito is going somewhere and taller, iron-abbed Blaze wants some of "that freaky shit you do with your lips" before Carlito goes. Blaze has an enormous "outie" navel.

RETAILING: Four fine blatino scenes are not clearly labeled "widescreen" on front of case.