It’s also hard to believe (and worth another kick in the ass) that Nina Hartley’s presence isn’t exploited on the box cover. Her scene here with two unknown dudes is good — not her hottest ever, but whackable — and her name value is worth the push. Instead, the marketing department chose to go with Ginger Spice. Granted, at 60 the gal has a decade over Hartley (and the miles to show for it), but the branding just isn’t there.

Overall, a decent May-December release that doesn’t live up to its own potential.

Retailing: If customers ignore the screen ratio problem they may get a charge out of these elders.