If Vivaldi's “Four Seasons” wasn't the most ubiquitous piece of classical music ever used commercially, it is now that XXX biz got around to exploiting the tune. Here are an unimaginative quartet of fuck sessions designed to reflect winter, spring, summer and fall. It's not a bad idea in general, but it takes conceptual panache. That's a term rarely applied to porn—and for good reason.

Rather than go for costuming and production design to reflect its theme, Seasons relies on bad stock footage to set an exterior mood: a generic bedroom fireplace during winter, a tiny bathtub for spring, a lackluster fourway ushers in fall. Only summer takes the exterior route with a picnic lunch. Unexceptional erotica in every sense.
Retailing: Latin import with new faces.