We’d rather be talking about Texas Alexis’ ass getting oiled up by Nautica Thorn, but the alternate toy angle offered in this otherwise good girl/girl movie is so horrific that it demands our attention instead.

The toy angle isn’t really an angle, just a segment showing the performers using toys. The option to initiate the toy segment appears as each scene begins, calling up the toy play in a non-linear fashion, then returning to the beginning of the scene. If the toy angle is not activated, no toys appear in the scene. If would be far preferable if two versions were offered — one with toys, one without.