First thing that crossed our mind was, "What are some plain-lookin' MILFs doing in a teen vid?" Sure, the biz can be rough on one's looks — though at this rate, even Dorian Gray's portrait would be peeling like a ripe banana. But we digress...

There's not a frame that doesn't smack of been there/done that in Apple Bottoms. Matthews hardly treats big butts with the kind of reverence viewers (rightly) expect from the genre. Ass-centric releases have little use for missionary positioning and facial pop shots, yet here they dominate the action (which isn't all that to begin with, anyway).

Treat this overlong entry like a generic-ethnic boning release and you could see some fair results.

Retailing: Big azz/big dick.