As usual, we're of two minds when it comes to typical (mainstream) lesbian porn. On one hand there's the lipstick lesbian babes, who tend to be hotter and more glamorous than the crunchy, "Whole Earth Catalog" gals who populate the "made by women for women" sub-genre. Then there's the sex — which only betters the "made by, etc." alternative on occasion.

Depending on which reviewer you ask/the phase of the moon/Ouija board consultation, you'll get different answers every day. Today, we choose Black Bitches as being pretty hot. Toy fans will dig it but muff-divin' connoisseurs also receive their fill.

If it's anything that sways our opinion from the extra half  "A," it's the  fact that none of the box cover-advertised extras appear on the menu.

Retailing: Decent lipstick dildolez fare.