Who better to bang a MILF than a seasoned old FILTH? If not for the shared history, mutual trust/lust, such a string of hot encounters wouldn't be possible.

T.B. clicks best with Midori, one of the earliest players to usher in the Age of Anal. (Also one of the few African American women to receive an AVN award.) If Thomas Wolfe said "you can't go home again," Thomas Byron proves the oft-quoted writer wrong by plowing a new cornhole field up Midori's drum-tight bum.

Retailing: High interview quotient targets diehard porn fans (as opposed to general customers who enjoy MILF action).