Director Chuck Lords isn't going to make any friends in the swinger community with this twisted misrepresentation of what the lifestyle is about and how two bored newlyweds dabble in it — sorta.

Monique Alexander and Alan Stafford have been together two whole years and their eyes have begun to wander. Alexander flirts heavily with a man whose truck Stafford has backed into, so the couple decides to open their marriage.

In the name of fairness, Alexander presents her uncertain husband with not one, but two blondes to bang in their pool — then the couple decides to return to monogamy, even fending off an apparently unsolicited visit by Euro-swingers Christian and Maria Bellucci.

Monogamy seems an odd message for porn stars to preach.

Amidst all of this, Lords tries to create comic relief with a series of obnoxious tips on how men can manipulate women into sex and observations about how gross swingers are. What the fuck, over?

Retailing: Amusing walk on the wild side for those titillated by non-monogamy.