Kirsten Price writes children's books, but at present, "inspired" by her sleazebag husband Barrett Blade, she's apparently working on a porn version of Bee Movie (with Lindsey Meadows rotating the royal honeypot nicely on Eric Masterson's stinger).

Dialog's kept to a minimum as Kirsten exchanges steamy glances with maid August, gardener Randy Spears orgasms watching them both — and Kirsten's imagination has both of their bee personas pleasuring her on the royal throne with reverse cowgirl and horsie.

But when Kirsten finds that Barrett's been stepping out on her with stripper Ryder Skye, the pollen hits the fan — and suddenly, it turns out that nobody's as clueless (or Hispanic) as they originally appear to be.

Best line: "You learn a whole lot about a person when you wash their dirty clothes."

Retailing: A bit slow-moving, but good couples fare.