There's no falsehoods in the title: You get Cytherea, an all-girl cast, and a veritable parade of well-manicured bikini zones.

Chasey Lain makes another adult-vid return appearance from wherever it is she hides out when she's not working the comeback trail, and she is perhaps even more hot when she's a bit haggard. There are guys who like that look of crumbling beauty.

You also get Lilly Thai's amazingly jutting nipples, a nice Jenaveve Jolie pairing with sturdy-as-a-fireplug Cherokee, and Cytherea's way with a pair of fishnets. The only thing that's missing is a brass marching band, but that's getting a little nitpicky.

Retailing: All girls, all the time.