Compared to every line with "teen," "anal" and "slut" in its title, we admit Smokin? Crack's moniker is amusing – or more importantly, interesting enough to stand out among the competition. Inside the box, it's business as usual. Hey, we can't help being jaded. There's just too much volcanic buggery out there to begin with.

Either way you care to look at it, a fair amount of Smokin? Crack's cast consists of new-ish faces or second-stringers without much exposure. Crawford and Oso are most recognizable. Their scenes chug along at a decent pace, but others just drone on and on. Nick Manning, Oso's partner, is especially able to elicit her colonic-inspired moans.

Retailing: Pretty good anal fare; a few newbies.