Now that the dust has settled on Mary Carey's physical transformation, she can finally concentrate

on doing what she's always wanted to do – act in an adult video with "oodles of dialogue." But in

this laugh-out-loud story within a story, director Cash Markman doesn't have a script. And he just

wants to get Mary's sex scenes out of the way before she catches on.

In his haste to deliver the picture on a shoestring budget, Markman loses Steven St. Croix to a

heart attack, has the LAPD snooping around and constantly has to quell Mary's bouts of diva fever.

Pre-nom: Best Screenplay.

Retailing: Stock Mary Carey titles together.