Natural, newish babes are two laudable elements in an otherwise undeserving release. The boxcover would have us believe, "First they hate it, then they can't get enough!" At least the copywriter got it half right. Guess which part? Yes, the convincingly distressed faces of these girls prove that they find cornholing to be exceptionally uncomfortable, especially in extended jackhammer position.

Now there's a big difference between watching a babe who craves yards of thick tube steak up her ass and another who pulls through the event just for a gain-by-pain payday. Your customers will probably eat this up with a greasy spoon anyway. (Hence the decent rating.)

One thing that's unavoidably intolerable is a continuous stream of patter issuing from the videographer and male performers. And the pickup scenarios are dumb with a capital DUH.

Retailing: Look for threesomes, facials and interracial action.