From the opening scene, it quickly becomes apparent that the male "talent" in this production do not want their faces to appear on camera. It soon becomes equally apparent why. This is truly a wretched piece of work.

From the lame attempts at storytelling to the furry beastman in the second scene, Lei'd in Hawaii is painful to watch. Viewers may find themselves wishing it would just end, for the sake of the female talent.

Note to director: No matter how much you don't want to be identified for being in a porno, wearing a baseball cap and cop sunglasses as you attempt to eat a girl out just looks ridiculous.

The behind the scenes footage seems to be mainly the girls peeing in the ocean, which may please certain clientele.

If there's one bright spot to this train wreck, it's that Nikki Chao is really pretty and easy to watch. It figures that her scene would be the shortest one in the title.

Retailing: This should do well with your customers who enjoy feeling screwed.