If the Christian Right knew what happens in South Florida during Spring Break, Congress would probably be tied up right now debating a constitutional amendment banning the holiday. What used to be see-through wet t-shirt contests have completely devolved into full-on girl/girl live sex shows. The decadence is completely out of hand and the DreamGirls crew seems to be there for every moment of the hedonism.

Most of the disc is packed with skin-to-win contests and, yes, plenty of these girls are obviously professional strippers. But all of the girls, everywhere shed their clothes.

Some of the girls go private with the DreamGirls cameras, too.

Retailing: Put this in the public nudity section.