Holding steadily in a genre largely propagated by its opposition's late-night national infomercials, DreamGirls' Naked College Coeds 53 is precisely what its title implies. A blackmailer's dream, the series is well on its way to ruining countless careers. After all, every year a teacher gets the can for having shown hers when she was drunk and in college.

Starting with a wet t-shirt contest, some dorky Captain Morgan promoter tries and fails to get the ladies to shed their panties, then a Latina gets naked in a hotel room. She masturbates with a vibrator, and the director cuts to some Mardi Gras bead-flashing. A girl showers and shaves, and more get naked on stage in front of a banner reading "Boston College 2002."

Another masturbator complains that her dildo is made in China, while more flashing yields more necklaces; and a girl gets off on a black feather boa and the heel of her shoe.

There isn't much action, but if partying amateurs are your cup of tea, this one's heavy on caffeine.

Retailing: Sell to collegians and those who once were.