Directed by Vince Benedetti, this hour-long Gotham Gold video stars the nonchalant Sir Edward as he ties and teases two (un)lucky female lovers. While the title makes little sense in terms of orientation, Juliana and Lady G. certainly get their training.

Edward starts by chaining his clients together about their midsections, throwing them to the sole rug on the bare basement floor. He paddles them, eliciting a few unconvincing wails before he plants a large-bulbed back massager between their spandex-covered vaginas. Satisfied, he attaches the pair to a horizontally hanging metal pole; and the girls argue over who gets to be flogged first. His weapon of choice? A hairbrush. Fucking brutal!

Later, the girls are shocked with an electric novelty-prod, which dishes out more noise than pain and punishment.

In the feature's only true lesbian act, the women share a condom-clad double-ended dildo while softly whipped with a cat o? nine tails. They count off the lashes until time expires.

Weak bondage, weak torture, weak catharsis!

Retailing: Keep a few copies on hand for the desperately-in-need.